Lame Ass Blogger

Surprisingly, Paul has only threatened to fire me one time so far this trip. Why? Because I haven’t blogged yet. So here I am, blogging, so that Paul can start looking for other reasons to fire me. We like to keep him busy. Unlike years passed, I’ve...

Acting Schools, Pig Sandwiches, and the Stars

We just finished the 4th Annual SAGIndie Student Barbecue where we sacrificed a virgin and cooked him over an open flame. I’m just kidding. There are no virgins in France. Actually, this was our yearly picnic for the American Pavilion students with food meant to...

Darrien is Officially Old

Every year Darrien has to celebrate her birthday during the Cannes Film Festival (I used to have to celebrate mine during Sundance, but I am important enough that the Festival changed the date). This year was particularly important for Darrien because this was one of...

I Work SO Hard!!!

Really.  My child and I have schlepped ourselves all the way across the pond to France.  It was a rough trip – 10 hours of crying and shrieking.  Not my kid, she slept the whole way in a bassinet.  But I was pretty darn uncomfortable!!! ...

Who Needs Sleep?

It’s really only the first full day of the Cannes Film Festival and I’m already exhausted. It didn’t help that I couldn’t sleep on the plane… or in my apartment the night I arrived… or last night. So, in lieu of sleeping I’ve...

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